Dear Verizon & Yahoo
You won’t shut me up about Net Neutrality and I shall keep posting about it.
With anger,
Your users that keep your greedy businesses alive.
ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]
This shit is wild.
There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.
After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.
Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.
Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.
How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.
You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.
Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.
I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case
Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.
Sorry, what year is this again??
If you want cats 😁
bye im……..
I really hope you guys are aware that Lush Oxford Street responded to this
Omg
Omg! 😍❤️
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
this is the most glorious thing I’ve seen all day
I’m actually shocked I even heard back from the person who represents where I live, but it worked. I sent in a letter, saying exactly what I said earlier about Net Neutrality, and I got a response.
We are being heard. We can make a difference, and somehow this makes me feel way better. Please share this, guys. Share this to show that people are actually listening to us, and that we can fight this. It’s not hopeless.
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
You’re going to get a cavity
good
Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…
One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance
3 fucking hours
I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.
Please. Please don’t bring this back.
‘Tis the season.
It’s November
TO BE JOLLY
Up your game this year, OP.
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. WHY???
Tis the season to taste Satan’s asshole falalala lalalala
When your sharp-shin forgets how to sharp-shin.
My cool friend bands raptors.
it’s always awkward if you give the bird a toss and it doesn’t want to fly…
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